Squirrels in the Church

A TIME TO WEEP, AND A TIME TO LAUGH; A TIME

TO MOURN, AND A TIME TO DANCE.       ( ECCLESIASTES 3:4 *NKJV )


    Well you are in luck, for today is a time to laugh!  
So sit back and enjoy the following message, which
was sent in to me by one of our Sister's in Christ.

    Soon you will be saying: THEN OUR MOUTH WAS
FILLED WITH LAUGHTER, AND OUR TONGUE
WITH SINGING. And just as Sarah said when
God told her she would have a child at her advanced
age.  You will be saying: "GOD HAS MADE ME LAUGH,
AND ALL WHO HEAR WILL LAUGH WITH ME."
( PSALM  126:2 )  &  ( GENESIS 21:6 )


    A small town had only three Churches in it but they all
suffered with the same problem.  You see, all three had a
serious problem with squirrels getting into the Church.

    Now each Church, in its own fashion, had a meeting to
deal with the problem.

    The first Church congregation decided that it was
predestined that the squirrels be in the Church, and that
they would just have to live with them.

    The Second Church decided they should deal with the
squirrels lovingly . So they humanely trapped them and
released them in a park at the edge of town.  However within
3 days, they had all returned and were all back in the church.

    The Third Church came up with the best solution. They
voted the squirrels in as members.  Now they only see them
at Christmas and Easter.

    The moral of the story is: Don't be a Squirrel, attend your
Church regularly!  (Smile)

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